Monday, June 02, 2008

DING DING DING

IIIIIIIInnnnnnnnnnn THIS corner, standing five feet four inches weighing in at I have no idea, it's BIOMOM~

AAAAAAnnnnnnnnnd in THIS corner, standing five feet five inches weighing in at none of your damn business, it's FOSTERMOM~

ding ding ding

***Do you have any children?***

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BIOMOM HAS TAKEN THE FIRST SWING AND IT'S A DOOZY

***When you do you'll be a great Mom ***

BIOMOM HAS LANDED THE PUNCH! FOSTERMOM IS LOOKING DISORIENTED AND WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST ROUND!

IT'S ROUND TWO.... LET'S SEE IF FOSTERMOM CAN COME BACK FROM BIOMOM'S HARD RIGHT HOOK AT INFERTILITY!

***I don't want fostermom coming to visits anymore ***

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN BIOMOM HAS COME OUT SWINGING!

***I don't like that fostermom acts like she's Sweet Pea's Mom when she's not ***

OH NO!!! BIOMOM JUST THREW THE HEART PUNCH OF THE CENTURY!!
FOSTERMOM LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE MIGHT BE OUT OF THE FIGHT!

***Even though Sweet Pea screams the whole visit, won't let me hold him or feed him, and cries when I make eye contact with him, I'm his biomom and I don't have to let fostermom attend ***

AND SHE'S DONE IT!!!! IT APPEARS BIOMOM HAS LEVELED FOSTERMOM WHO IS LAYING ON THE MAT MOTIONLESS!!!
DESPITE HER METHAMPHETAMINE USE WHILE PREGNANT, DESPITE HAVING SEVEN CHILDREN WHO ARE NOT IN HER CARE, DESPITE HAVING THE COMMON SENSE OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILD........

THERE'S NO TELLING HOW OR IF FOSTERMOM WILL BE ABLE TO COME BACK FROM THIS! THE TEN COUNT HAS BEGUN!
WAIT!!! THERE'S MOVEMENT ON THE MAT!

NEVER MIND LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE LAST BITS OF SANITY OR EMOTION SEIZING OUT OF FOSTERMOM'S BODY, OR MAYBE TREMORS OF PAIN FROM THOSE INFERTILITY PUNCHES.

EITHER WAY FOLKS IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR FOSTERMOM~

8 comments:

Mary said...

I'm so sorry. But you do have all of us in your corner, for whatever that's worth.

OHN said...

shit. I just shake my head and wonder who in the hell makes the rules. A friend is going through a custody thing right now..ex is a coke addict and he has more "rights" than she does..it makes me sick.

I hope you are at least trying to take care of yourself...this stress has to be horrid.

Thinking of you.

hope548 said...

May I just say, what a bitch? Can I say that? Is that ok?

Yet another lesson that pregnancy is not merit-based and life is not always fair!

I'm sorry!

My Reality said...

I am sorry this is so hard on you. I wish there was something I could say . . .

Bea said...

Sounds like you're doing a good job. You must be, if it's making biomum feel so insecure.

As for keeping up with my blog, I know I have your email somewhere, but I seem to have misplaced it temporarily... can you send me a note at infertilefantasies at gmail?

Bea

Amanda said...

So, so, sorry. What a bitch.

lauren said...

Totally brutal. People can be so insensitive and hurtful sometimes. I'm so sorry to hear it.

Patyrish said...

I will NEVER understand why people like her can have MULTIPLE children and then people like us well.....you know.

Hang in there...glad i found your blog.